The Girl With The Metal Wings // Avengers Fan Fiction

Chapter 24: Press Conference - Iron Man

After we had all had breakfast, everyone went about their various tasks. I worked in my lab until around 8:30, when I had to go say hi to the group that was touring. I asked Friday to take me downstairs and I met up with Emily, the tour guide. I heard the whispered before I even got over there.
"Hello everybody. I assume you all know who I am, but I'll introduce myself anyways. Hi I'm Tony Stark, or Iron Man if you prefer." Just then Clint came running I got the lobby and jumped into the vents. Soon, an angry Abby came out.
"Get back here Barton, you numbskulled little shit, and face me like the man you aren't!"
"Never Allen."
"Don't make me get out the big guns."
"You'll have to catch me first." So Abby jumped up to the vents and pulled herself in. Soon you could hear a yelp and Clint pleading for mercy.
"Anyway," everyone looked confused, but I ignored it and kept talking.

Next I showed to your group my lab. I let them inside after they promised not to touch anything. They looked around in wonder. Then a cry was heard and a shout of,
"Barton!" Oh boy, now Nat was in this. A blur rushed by the door of my lab, and soon after a glitter clad Nat chased after him.
Abby soon ran behind, cackling. I shook my head, this was going to be a long day.

After a while all the tours were over. All I wanted to do was sleep, but no. Pepper had to make a press conference today. We all got ready, it included almost everyone in the tower, or all the avengers. And Loki. Before we went into the room, I saw Loki materialize Bo, for Abby. She grinned and started to play with him. We all walked into the conference and sat in our seats. Soon, while in the middle of answering a question. I saw a little green blur fly past and then Abby chasing after him. She looked up and calmly said,
"Oh hi." And then chased her little companion out of the room. Everyone paused to look at me, I shrugged and they went back to bombarding me with questions. About 15 minutes later, she walked into the room, looked me straight in the eye and said,
"Who ate my candy?" I could see Sam's eyes go wide. She saw it too. "Seriously Samuel! I told you not to touch that!" She stomped out of the room, leaving behind a guilty Sam and a confused press conference. And then one more time, 10 minutes later, she came through again. This time with Peter, because I guess his school had ended. They were whispering, no doubt about the pranks they were going to pull, geez I needed to ground this kid. They both looked up and said,
"Whoops wrong room." And walked out. I sighed and asked,
"Ok then, anyone have any final questions?" Every single hand went up. I sighed again. "That are not about the girl?" And they all went down. Great this was going to be a long process.