"follow me dear" Petunia spoke warmly as we entered the muggle home.
"we're a bit short on bedrooms, so would you fine rooming with harry" she continued
"VERON ISNT THERE A SPARE IN THE GARAGE?" Petunia yelled to the sitting room at her husband
"A WHAT?" He said in confusion
Petunia playful smiled at me before yelling back
"A BED"
"OH YES" he continued
A minute later we heard the garage door open, only for us to assume he was going to get the spare.
"Okay, y/n i'll start dinner, you can go get unpacked. last door on the left" she smiled before exiting into the kitchen
I climbed the stairs in search for the chosen one.
"HEDWIG SHUT THE FUCK UP" Harry yelled before his head shot up in shock
"oh hey y/n, fancy seeing you here" he chuckled
"BOY COME GET THIS" Vernon huffed
I laughed as harry left from his spot in the room and down the stairs to get the bed
It didn't take tooo long, by that i mean harry is weak so i went to help him so it indeed didn't take forever.
"Lefts mover it to the other corner, it should be empty, dudley broke my other dresser last summer" harry panted as we got up the stairs
"Whats a dudley?" I asked confusing
Harry chucked lightly before responding
"You'll find out"
"Very relieving potter, thank you"
"of course, malfoy" he said cheakily
30 MINUTES LATER
"Hello petunia, want some help" I said smiling as she stirred the now browning meat.
"That would be wonderful darling, could you please set the table and get the boys" she replied warmly "it should be finished soon"
"okay!"
"oh dear, don't forget about dudley, he sound be in his room, first door to your right" she added
i nodded before walking to the cabinet to get the appliances for dinner.
After setting the table i made my way to the living room
"mr. dersley, dinners finished"
he replied with a thank you before getting up
i walked up the stairs to find a dudley? before harry, who was still unpacking and yelling at hedwig
okay first door on my right- wait which ones the right
nvm
i knocked lightly before a loud but high pitched voice screeched from the inside
"WHAT MOM"
"uhhh dinners ready" i replied
"ight bet" he huffed
before i could reply harry came walking out of the bedroom.
"oh harry, dinners ready" i said happily
"okay, after you" he said motioning to the stairs
"maybe gryffindors aren't that bad" i laughed before winking and making my exit down the stairs
"whatever you say hufflepuff lover" harry said cheekily
"shit to soon?" he quickly added
" that's why your moms dead"
*gasp* from harry
"fuc- i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding" i said as soon as it came out of my mouth
"y/n you're a bitch" harry said holding a smile on his face
why tf does this bitch like dark humor
"hypocrite" i replied sticking my tongue out.
"oh my god, let's go to dinner" he said laughing
SEATED AT THE TABLE
"y/n did you let dudley know it's time to eat" petunia asked while serving out our plates
"yes, he said 'ight bet'"
petunia stifled a laugh and continued dishing out food
soon enough dudley came walking down the staircase.
i elbowed harry in awh
"that's a dudley" i whisper
harry chocked before coughing to cover a laugh
smooth harry smooth
Dudley sat down and immediately began to eat and watch the TV sitting in the corner of the room
it took him a good ten minutes before he even acknowledged anyone at the table.
"holy shi- you're pretty, who are you" he said finally breaking his silence
Harry and Vernon laughed, while petunia looked horrified and embarrassed
"DUDLEY DURSLEY" Petunia said in a horrified gasp
"what she's pretty" dudley said very confused
"thank you dudley, my names is y/n" i said smiling, while harry sat there still trying to hold in his laugh
20 MINUTES LATER
"May i be excused?" i asked after finishing
"oh yes dear, i was just about to begin to clean up" she said while grabbing the boys now empty plates
"would you like some help?" i offered
"oh no no no, you go off with harry" she said smiling
"okay, thank you for dinner" i said before following harry up the stairs
We entered the room and harry broke out into laughter
"DUDLEY AND Y/N SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
"HARRY JAMES POTTER, RESPECTFULLY SHUT THE FUCK UP" I yelled a little to loud, and yes i'll admit to that. yolo
"oh shit i forgot to mention, dumbledore might stop by some time"
"dumbledaddy? i- i mean dumbledore" i stuttered
Harry looked at me in today dismay before finally spitting out his reply
"you kinky bitch"
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Riddle - |Mattheo Riddle| Under Revision
FanfictionVoldemort, the one person you're supposed to hate, to fear him. but his son is the one your heart desires most . the hatred of riddle and the stereotype of his family. y/n Malfoy beings in year 2 doesn't follow all of harry potter story line M...
