The Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness

Accidental Cuddles

Tankman and Steve were sleeping after a long day of training while Pico just got home from school.

Tankman: [Mumbling in his sleep] Yeah! I got you now, evil goat! [Accidently cuddles Steve]

Steve: [Mumbling in his sleep] Aww, a cute little puppy. Come here, you. [Accidently cuddles Tankman]

Pico: Dad! I'm home! I drew you a picture at school [Sees Tankman and Steve cuddling each other]... today. Uh, dad?

Tankman: [Wakes up along with Steve] Hey Pico! How was... [Him and Steve both see them cuddling each other] Uh...

Steve: Can we just forget that this happened?

Tankman: Of course. [Holy shit, he feels so comfortable!]

Steve: Okay, good. [Holy shit, I wanna bang him so hard!]

Tankman: Come on, Pico. Let's go to the kitchen and make you a snack.

Pico: Is Steve a snack to you?

Tankman and Steve: No!

Pico: Aww. Well when you and Steve get married, can I start calling him dad too?

Tankman: Sure, whatever.