The Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness

Friday Night Funkin: Pico Addition: Bopeebo

Daddy Dearest: So Kat, why did you call me in here?

Kat: Remember how I wanted you to meet my new boyfriend, Daddy?

Daddy Dearest: Yeah? Why are you saying this?

Kat: Well Daddy, I want you to meet my new boyfriend, Pico!

Pico: Hi, Mr. Dearest.

Daddy Dearest: He looks pretty cool. Tell me, boy, what are your talents?

Pico: Well, I can shoot guns.

Daddy Dearest: That's it?

Pico: I can also sing. I sing to your daughter almost every night.

Daddy Dearest: You sing, huh. Well are you rich?

Pico: Not really, but I did save my school from a school shooting once.

Daddy Dearest: Hmm. Not good enough. [To Kat] Why don't you just get back with that ex of yours. Earnest Cunningham, right? He's rich.

Kat: Absolutly not! He's a spoiled jerk, daddy!

Daddy Dearest: Fine, but can you at least find another guy who's rich?

Kat: Daddy, Pico's perfect the way he is! He might not be rich, but I still love him!

Daddy Dearest: Fine. If you don't wanna take Earnest back or find a rich boyfriend, I guess the ginger and I can just talk about everything through a rap battle.

Kat: Daddy.

Pico: Bring it on, old man!

Daddy Dearest: Let's do this shit!