The Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness

Cave Catastrophe: Part One: Ginger With A Weak Stomach

A/N: This will be split in parts since it's long.

Pico: I FUCKING HATE YOU, BOYFRIEND!!!!!

Boyfriend: I HATE YOU MORE!!!!!

Pico: THIS IS WHY I BROKE UP WITH YOU!!!!!

Boyfriend: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!!!!!! I BROKE UP WITH YOU!!!!!

Jakei: I guess the world will never know who broke up with who.

Pico: I HATED YOU FROM THE MOMENT I SAW YOU!!!!!

Boyfriend: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DECIDE TO DATE ME?!!!!!

Pico: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!!!!!

Daddy Dearest: [He walks into the room that everyone was in] What's goin' on in here?

Missy: [While meditating in the corner] They're fighting with each other.

Daddy Dearest: I get that, but why?

Darnell: Well, Boyfriend's mad at Pico because Pico said that Boyfriend had blue balls.

Pico: [To Boyfriend] YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS!!!!!

Boyfriend: NO I DON'T!!!!!

Otis: And Pico's mad at Boyfriend because Boyfriend said that Pico had a weak stomach.

Boyfriend: [To Pico] YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH!!!!!

Pico: NO I DON'T!!!!!

Daddy Dearest: [He feels tugging on his coat. He looked and saw Cream the Rabbit next to him, holding a pan of cupcakes] Oh hi, Cream! What's that? [Points at the pan of cupcakes]

Cream: Cheese and I made some cupcakes for you, Mr. Dearest!

Daddy Dearest: Really? Thank you, Cream! [As Daddy Dearest was about to take a cupcake, Leela the Unicorn came and took one of them off the pan and started eating it, much to Cream's annoyance]

Cream: Leela, those were supposed to be for Mr. Dearest!

Leela: [Smiling] Sorry Cream, I couldn't help myself! I just love cupcakes! [She then took a bite out of the cupcake she was holding]

Boyfriend: YOU ARE THE FUCKING WORSE, PICO!!!!!

Pico: WELL AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE BLUE BALLS!!!!!

Leela: Wait, how do you know that... [She then gives off an UwU face] Oh... I see...

Jakei: LEELA, YOU ARE WAY TOO YOUNG TO KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THAT!!!!!

Leela: No I'm not! I'm six!

Jakei: SEE WHAT I MEAN?!!!!!

Boyfriend: WELL AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A WEAK STOMACH!!!!!

Pico: I DON'T HAVE A WEAK STOMACH!!!!!

Daddy Dearest: [Evil grin] We'll see about that! [He snaps his fingers, summoning a carton of rotten eggs]

Boyfriend: What are those? [He points at the carton of eggs]

Daddy Dearest: [Whispering] Rotten eggs. I'm gonna throw them at the ginger.

Boyfriend: [Whispering] Oh I cannot wait to see this!

Skid: See what?

Boyfriend: [Whispering] Daddy Dearest is gonna throw rotten eggs at Pico.

Pump: Can we watch?

Boyfriend: [Whispering] Sure, but you might wanna hold your breath. 

Skid: But we'll die.

Boyfriend: No you won't.

Pump: If you say so. [He and Skid hold their breath, but they only do it for a few seconds before gasping for air] We can't do it!

Boyfriend: Okay then... [Pump kicks Boyfriend in the balls] Ouch! My blue... I mean not blue balls! [He falls to the floor]

Leela: [She opens the carton of eggs and takes one out, and then uses her magic to turn the rotten egg into a cupcake]

Boyfriend: [Shocked] How did you do that?!

Leela: I'm a unicorn, silly! We're able to do that! [She grabs another rotten egg and throws it at Missy, who catches it] Nice catch, Missy! Now show everyone what you can do with it! [Missy uses her magic and turns the rotten egg into a pile of black dust] 

Skid and Pump: Wow! That's so cool!

Jakei: [He takes one of the rotten eggs and smashes it on the back of Pico's head]

Pico: What the... [He gags upon smelling the rotten egg] Sweet mercifal Tikal!

Jakei: [Laughs]

Cream: That wasn't very nice, Jakei!