Skid: [Sitting at the table with paper on it and sighs]
Pump: [Walks in] What's the problem?
Skid: Math problems.
Pump: Oh, I can help you! Let me see! [Takes paper] Alright, here's an easy one. What's 6x3?
Skid: [Shrugs]
Pump: 6x3.
Skid: I don't know.
Pump: 6x3?!
Skid: I don't know!
Pump: 6x3!!!
Skid: I LEGIT DON'T KNOW!
Pump: 6 TIMES 3!
Skid: I don't know! What is it?!
Pump: What is it?!... Get your mom.
Skid: Why?
Pump: Lila!
Lila: [Dashes into the room they're in] What's the problem?
Pump: Homework! [Hands Lila the paper]
Lila: [Looks at the problem] What's 6x3?
Skid: I don't know!
Lila: 6x3?
Skid: I don't know!
Lila: What's 6+6?
Skid: Oh. 12.
Lila: Now add 6.
Skid: I don't know! What is it?!
Lila: What is it?!... Get your father!
Skid: Huh?
Lila: LEMON DEMON!
Lemon Demon: [Kicks down door] WHAT?!
Lila: Homework. [Hands Lemon Demon the paper]
Lemon Demon: [Looks at paper] I taught you this! What's 6x3?
Skid: I don't know!
Lemon Demon: Look, if Boyfriend has 6x3 amount of girls he lays every night, how many girls does he lay every night?
Skid: How many?
Lemon Demon: How many?!... [Turns to face Boyfriend, who was laying a lot of girls] ... [Studies the girls] ... [Quietly starts counting the books]
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The Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness
FanfictionI made a Sonic Book of Randomness a little while back, so now I'm making a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness!
