Ruv: Dude, shut the hell up and get outta my way. [Shoving CJ aside, Ruv placed himself in front of Monokuma, his voice rumbling like thunder] Listen up, asshole! This shit's gone way too far! What the hell kinda joke IS this!?
Monokuma: Joke? What, you mean like your accent?
Ruv: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKK--! [Ruv roared out, and then there was a sudden BOOM! It was the sound of the floorboards as he kicked off and launched himself into the air. He flew at Monokuma, fast and straight as a bullet. He'd locked on to his target]
Whitty: Ruv, stop! [Grabs onto Ruv's shoulder]
Ruv: Whitty, get away so I can beat this teddy bear's motherfucking ass!
Whitty: [Sighs as he pulls out a Snickers bar] Here. Have a Snickers.
Ruv: Why?!
Whitty: You're not you when you're hungry.
Ruv: [Takes the Snickers and eats it]
Whitty: Better?
Ruv: Much better. [Drops Monokuma]
Monokuma: Oww!!!
[I felt random at the moment U-U]
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The Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness
FanfictionI made a Sonic Book of Randomness a little while back, so now I'm making a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness!
