The Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness

BF and GF's Date.

Boyfriend: [Sighs] Finally we can go on a real date without anyone bothering us.

Girlfriend: Well I gotta admit, I did have fun during most of those weeks with you.

Boyfriend: Yeah, but I'm just happy to finally go somewhere without anyone trying to break us up.

Skid: Hey guys! [Him and Pump appear in front of Boyfriend and Girlfriend]

Girlfriend: Hey Skid and Pump! Is there anything we can help you two cuties with?

Pump: Would you like to celebrate the Spooky Month with us?

Boyfriend: Sorry kids. Me and Girlfriend are on a date, and we kinda want to spend the day alone together.

Skid: Aw.

Boyfriend: Tell you what. If you leave us alone for the rest of the day, I'll give you two one chocolate bar each.

Pump: Hmm. How about two chocolate bars each?

Boyfriend: [Sighs] Fine. [Pulls out four chocolate bars and gives two to Skid and two to Pump] Here.

Skid and Pump: Thanks, Boyfriend! [They both run off]

Boyfriend: Sorry about that, Girlfriend.

Girlfriend: It's okay.

Hex: Hello, Boyfriend and Girlfriend! [He appears in front of Boyfriend and Girlfriend] Are you perhaps up for a game or two?

Boyfriend: Not today, Hex. Girlfriend and I are on a date.

Hex: Oh, okay! [Sees Whitty] I'm gonna ask that weird bomb looking guy if he wants to play. [Runs over to Whitty]

Boyfriend: I don't think that's a good idea, Hex!

Hex: Hello, weird bomb looking guy! Are you perhaps up for a game or two?

Whitty: No.

Hex: Please?

Whitty: No.

Hex: Please?

Whitty: No!

Hex: Please?

Whitty: No!!

Hex: Please?

Whitty: [Angry] I SAID NO!!!!! [Starts beating up Hex]

Hex: Uh oh.

Girlfriend: Maybe we should go somewhere more quiet for our date.

Boyfriend: Good idea.

Cut to Boyfriend and Girlfriend sitting near an abandoned church.

Boyfriend: [Sighs] Peace and quiet.

Girlfriend: You said it.

Sarvente: Hello. [She appears in front of Boyfriend and Girlfriend] Would you two be interested in joining our church?

Boyfriend: You asked us this question like a million times, Sarv.

Sarvente: [In a demon voice] JOIN OUR CHURCH OR ELSE!!!!

Girlfriend: Maybe we should go somewhere else, The Boyfriend!

Boyfriend: Good idea!!! [Him and Girlfriend run off]

Cut to Boyfriend and Girlfriend in a tree.

Girlfriend: Did we really have to climb into a tree to enjoy our date?

Boyfriend: Anywhere we go, people keep bothering us. But now that we're in a tree, we can finally have some quiet.

Daddy Dearest: Well well well. [He appears behind Boyfriend and Girlfriend] What do you think you're doing with my daughter, boy?

Boyfriend: I was just taking your daughter on a date, Mr. Dearest!

Daddy Dearest: You're not my daughter's type!

Girlfriend: Come on, dad! I love Boyfriend!

Daddy Dearest: [Grabs Girlfriend by the arm] We're going home, young lady! [Drags Girlfriend away from Boyfriend]

Boyfriend: [Crying] No!!! Girlfriend!!!