Based on an RP that I did with a friend.
Senpai: Why is it raining guns?
Kat: Because you suck!
Senpai: [Takes one of the guns and shoots at Kat]
Kat: I'm immortal, stupid!
Senpai: There was a mosquito!
Kat: Hmm [Fake cries] Pico! I'm hurt! Senpai shot me! [Pico somehow appears right next to Senpai]
Senpai: [Runs]
Pico: [Pissed] AW HELL NAW!!!
Kat: Kill him, Pico! [Mosquito bites Kat. Kat turns into a demon and kills the mosquito]
Senpai: [Horrified] IT'S NOT MY FAULT I HAVE TERRIBLE AIMING!!! [Runs into the group of fangirls] Fuck!
Fangirls: NOTICE ME, SENPAI!!!
Senpai: [Runs the other way, grabbing Pico's arm and dragging him along]
Kat: [Angry] Hey!!! That's my boyfriend!!!
Senpai: [Running with Pico] THOSE GIRLS ARE RUTHLESS!!! THEY'LL TEAR HIM TO SHREDS!!!
Kat: [Angry] Well let me hold him!!!
Senpai: WELL THEN TAKE HIM!!! [Lets go of Pico in front of Kat, then continues running as the fangirls continue chasing him]
Kat: Yay!!!
Pico: [Sees the fangirls running towards them] THEY'RE COMING STRAIGHT AT US!!!
Kat: [In her demon form] STAY AWAY!!!
Pico: [Blushing] Holy shit, that's so hot!!!
Fangirl: But he's sooooo hot!
Kat: [Teleports them to Senpai]
Senpai: [Pissed] OH COME ON!!! I SAVED PICO FROM THOSE SAVAGES AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY MY KINDNESS!!!
Kat: They're your pets!
Senpai: [Pissed] I'D RATHER DIE THAN OWN ANY OF THEM!!!
Kat: Okay then! [Takes Pico's gun and shoots Senpai]
Spirit: [Comes out] Thank you!!!
Kat: Oh fuck! [They somehow all teleport into the living room]
Daddy Dearest: Hi!
Pico: Hello sir.
Spirit: Thank you! Thank you so much for freeing me!
Daddy Dearest: Oh, my mistake. [Thanos snaps Spirit back into the game]
Spirit: [Pissed] FUUUUUUU-
Kat: I wonder how we even got in there.
Pico: Maybe your powers? After all, you're still young. Maybe you lost control of them and you didn't realize.
Daddy Dearest: [Whistling guiltily]
Pico: [Pissed] SIR, HOW COULD YOU!!!
Kat: [In her demon form] Daaaaaadddy!!!
Pico: Oh crap. [Hides]
Kat: [Sends Daddy Dearest to Hating Simulator]
Senpai: Why is it raining living room furniture? [Catches Daddy Dearest]
Daddy Dearest: I'm married, you know!
Senpai: [Annoyed] I know that. You almost fell on me!
Daddy Dearest: Good. You deserve to die.
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The Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness
FanfictionI made a Sonic Book of Randomness a little while back, so now I'm making a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness!
