[Cut to the boys]
Pico: Ugh... What happened...?
Whitty: The last thing I remember us doing was fighting over who won the Monopoly game last night and-
Pico: I STILL WON THAT GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whitty: NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [They both hear hissing behind them]
Pico: What was that?
Whitty: I-I don't know.
Pico: [He pulls out his phone and puts it on flashlight mode]
Whitty: I don't know if that's a good idea, Pico.
Pico: Shut up, Whitmore. I know what I'm doing. [The hissing gets louder. Pico points the flashlight over to the source, only to point it at a family of skunks]
Whitty: [Gasps] Pico, turn off the flashlight!
Pico: [He quickly does so] Uh, nice skunks... [The skunks sleep and Pico and Whitty let out a sigh of relief]
Whitty: That was way too close!
Pico: Yeah. [Gags]
Whitty: You okay, man?
Pico: [His face starts to turn green] Yeah. I just can't stand skunks! They smell so bad! [The skunks start hissing at them again upon hearing that] I-I mean good! You guys smell good! [The skunks go back to sleep]
Senpai: Where are we? [Gags] And what is that smell?!
Pico: Probably your breath.
Senpai: FOR THE RECORD, I BRUSH AND FLOSS FIVE TIMES A DAY AND- [Whitty covers his mouth]
Whitty: [Whispering] Shut the hell up!
Pico: Do you guys think Ruv is also here?
Whitty: [Whispering] I don't know, but I hope not! If he was, we would all be fucked!
Ruv: Where are we? What happened? [Gags] And why does it smell like Senpai's cologne?
Senpai: [Slaps Whitty's hand away] HEY!!!!!
Whitty: SHUT UP, YOU IDIOTS!!!
Ruv: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, WHITMORE!!!!!
Whitty: DON'T CALL ME WHITMORE!!!!!
Senpai: I'D BE MUCH BETTER IN MY WORLD HAVING IT RAIN GUNS ON ME!!!!
Ruv: WELL GOOD!!!!! I HOPE YOU GET SHOT BY ONE OF THOSE GUNS!!!!!
Senpai: WHAT?!!!!!
Pico: [He shot his gun, making everyone stop arguing] EVERYONE, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Whitty: [Takes a deep breath to calm himself down] Look, you three, if we keep being this loud, we're gonna get sprayed, and I don't wanna get sprayed, and if I get sprayed, I'm gonna fucking murder you guys! Do I make myself clear?
Pico: Bruh, you just said "sprayed" so many times, it doesn't even sound like a word anymore!
Whitty: [Grabs Pico by his sweater] My point is that unless you wanna die, you're gonna shut your trap, understand?
Pico: Sure, whatever.
Senpai: Fine, but only because I don't wanna end up smelling like you worms.
Ruv: [Sighs] I can't really promise anything, but I'll try.
Senpai: So what should we do until Daddy Dearest finally decides to let us out?
Pico: I'm guessing we can just pretend like we're not near each other... [Gags] Oh Tikal! [Falls to the ground and starts having a coughing fit]
Whitty: [Sighs] I better calm him down... [Goes over to Pico]
Senpai: [Gags] Ugh, it smells utterly horrid! [He pinched his nose as he started spraying some cologne around him]
Ruv: [The cologne got onto him] Ugh, what is that?! [He put his arm over is nose]
Senpai: Sunset Rose Cologne! [Cut to the house]
Sarvente: You sent them to a skunk cave?
Daddy Dearest: Yep!
Skid: Mr. Dearest, can Pump and I go make some popcorn?
Daddy Dearest: Sure kids. [To Boyfriend] Go help 'em, boy!
Boyfriend: [Sighs] Okay, [To Skid and Pump] Come on, kids! [He, Skid, and Pump go into the kitchen]
Carol: So how long are you making them stay there for, Daddy Dearest?
Daddy Dearest: Until I decide they can come out, which means that they might be in there for a very long time!
Sarvente: Eh, I can live with that!
Carol: I hope you don't mean too long, because I'll start to miss Whitty, I'm sure Kat will start to miss Pico, I'm sure Sarv will start to miss Ruv, and Senpai... Well... Nobody's gonna miss him!
Sarvente: Eh, I won't really miss Ruv that much! [Carol just glares at her] What?
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The Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness
FanfictionI made a Sonic Book of Randomness a little while back, so now I'm making a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness!
