What Ruv Did To Selever When He Was Born

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Sarvente: Ruv, meet your new son, Selever! [Holds up Selever]

Selever: Mom has big boobs!

Ruv: WHAT?!!!!

Selever: And dad is the ugliest person I've ever meet, and looks like a depressed old man!

Ruv: Yeetes Deletees! [Yeets Selever out of the 10 story hospital window] Well, I won't have to deal with him anymore!

Sarvente: RUV!!!! THAT WAS YOUR SON!!!!

Ruv: No, that was your son!

Selever: I'M ALIVE, BITCHES!!!!

Ruv: AW COME ON!!!!

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