Take Me Out Instead!

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Boyfriend, Girlfriend, and Pico were talking to each other.

Boyfriend: And then at the end of the story, she said, "No candy for you!"

Pico: [Laughing] Boyfriend, you make up the best stories! [He hears Kat screaming] What the fuck?!

Kat: I'm not gonna date you again, Earnest!

Earnest: [Smugly] Oh come on, Soft Pink! I know you wanna!

Kat: NO I DON'T!!!!! YOU KNOW THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH PICO!!!!! I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU!!!!!

Earnest: [Smirks] Fine then! If I can't have you, then no one can! [Pulls out a knife] Any last words?

Kat: [Whimpering]

Pico: NO!!!! [As Earnest threw the knife, Pico jumped in front of her and the knife hit his eye, knicking him out] 

Kat: PICO!!!! [She looks at Earnest] What did you you?!

Earnest: Uh... This didn't go as planned! [Runs]

Boyfriend: What happened?!

Kat: [Crying] Earnest hit Pico with a knife!

Girlfriend: OH MY GOD!!!!!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO CALL 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


To Be Continued...

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