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squirrels actually suck

jihoon: woah ya'll are getting the hang of this fake dating thing 
with all those lovey dovey insta posts recently 

jisung: ...

right

minseo: YOU'RE DATING 

jihoon: duh they told us that ??

minseo: no fr you idiot 
like they're REALLY dating each other 
they LIKE each other 
get a hint jihoon 😭😭
god i feel like ur mother half the time more than your girlfriend

jihoon: you're so mean 
WAIT
WHY AREN'T YOU TWO ANSWERING 

minseo: is it true ?? damnnn my ship is sailing 
why do i feel like a proud mother 

jihoon: 🤯 why do i feel betrayed they didn't tell me 

jisung: you got us 👍

jihoon: HOW CAN YOU SAY IT SO CALMLY 

jisung: im not saying, im texting ? 

jihoon: shut uppp right now oh my god wow 
and HAYEON MY BESTFRIEND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?? HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? 

I'M SORRY
like two weeks i think 😭

minseo: YES JIYEON SHIP SAILING
OR HASUNG
OR SUNGYEON
wtf why do all these sound so weird though 😭😭

PLSSSS
hasung 😵
bye

jihoon: YEONJI IS PERFECT 

minseo: yessss i have to agree 

jihoon: wait but you're actually dating?? i cant like stomach that 
its so funny because ive only heard jisung cursing at you in nightmares and complaining about you throughout his childhood

minseo: typical enemies to lovers ugh i love it
wanting a love story like that 😔💔 

jisung: minseo noona you really should cut down on those romance novels 
im worried 

jihoon: she's so mean she's literally married and conveying her message that she wants to cheat 😭 do you have anything to say for yourself and your behaviour??

minseo: what is so wrong with wanting an enemies to lovers romance dude 
you were just so head over heels for me
typical cheesy cute boy who is secretly rich 

I'M DEADDDD
💀💀

jisung: woah that burns 

jihoon: ok bye 
im sad now officially
congrats tho
bye

minseo: im sorry i love u 

that sounds so half-heart im sorry 😂

jihoon: say it to my face loser 

minseo: ur such a kid 😒 mwah i love uuuuu

jisung: guysss please slide urselves into personal messages
this is exactly why they were created 

minseo: confess ur love to hayeon too you coward 

jisung: this is bullying 
im gonna report you fr noona

minseo: WOWWW DO YOU NOT LIKE HAYEON??

jisung: what 😭😭i never said that 

yeah do you not like me jisung ?? 😠

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