Things You Say While Cuddling [Update Marathon Pt. 3]

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HELLO AGAIN BITCHES

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BYE AGAIN BITCHES--

Lmao I'm kinda rushing cause I really wanna get this stuff up and running soooo...

BYE

(Okay so when I'm writing my long updates, the conversations like this usually are easy to tell who's who so here, I'm going to write down who starts the conversation so e.g. You start it, C/N says something next. GOOD LUCK FAM)

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"Am I cuter than a dog?"

"What kind of question is that?"

"Relevant to this relationship.

(You started this conversation)

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"You ever realize that the word imperfect literally spells out 'I'm perfect'?"

"...You ever realize how much of a shower thought that is?"

(C/N started this conversation)

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"Did anyone ever water George Bush?"

"....No comment."

(You started this conversation)

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"Do you think Tupac is really dead?"

"He's probably hiding in Antarctica or something."

"Why Antarctica?"

"Because America is too fucked up."

(You started this conversation)

[NO OFFENSE AMERICANS]

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"How much do you love me?"

"Like a lot."

"Like a lot?"

"Yeah, that's what I said. Try to keep up."

(C/N started this conversation)

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"Do you like spaghetti?"

"...I realize now how much of a conversation started that is."

(C/N started this conversation)

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"When I'm grown and rich, I'm gonna buy a really big bathtub."

"Why?"

"Because jetted tubs are fun."

(You started this conversation)

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"Imagine if you sent a naughty text to the wrong person. What would you do?"

"Question my dignity."

"I was gonna say become some super spy to take the persons phone and delete the message but your answer sounds more realistic."

(C/N started this conversation)

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"Do zebras ever question whether they're black with white stripes or white with black stripes?"

"Truth be told, I have no reasonable answer for that."

(You started this conversation)

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"Are you ever going to get tired of me?"

"Probably not."

(You started this conversation and AWWWW)

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I'm not gonna lie, I stole some of these from Liza so creds to her

WELP THATS HALF OF IT

I gotta go for now so I'll be back to write the other 3!

I hope you like these!

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~ Lyla :)

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