Bar Fights

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Kokichi's pov

When we got back inside and sat down. Shuichi was apologizing to me. He kept saying how sorry he was because he did tell me what happened to him after the killing game. But i still blamed myself for the majority of what happened. It was my disappearance that made him like this. But Kaito told me to let it go for now and to believe that it will get better. He was right on me letting Shuichi help with this because it was starting to get out of my hands. The mood got better the more time we all spent. Soon me and Shuichi made up for the moment and we were all starting to drink like crazy. Shuichi was just wasted after 3 drinks and me and Kaito were challenging Kiibo while Maki just sat and watched us as she enjoyed  her drinks responsibly. Suddenly Kaito dropped to the floor laughing and he was really really drunk at this point that he lost to me. Shuichi was just starring at the lights hanging in the bar and kept saying how pretty they were. Silly Shuichi i knew he was a fucking light weight. But what was great about that is the fact he's really adorable how dumb he sounds when hes drunk... The ultimate detective talking about how nice bar lights are. I started on my 7th drink and me and Kiibo where not phased yet but it started to hit me slightly. Then it hit me.. Kiibo is a robot how the hell can he drink or even get drunk at all. Then I honestly found it pointless to challenge him. But then suddenly as he downed his 8th one he fell backwards and passed out. I literally laughed and jumped out my chair and yelled

"Fuck yeah i won you sons of bitches"

"Kokichi calm down now" Maki said

"Kokichi~" Kaito slured "I'm not done yet..." he says getting back up into the bar stool

"Kaito your clearly drunk as fuck my dude... tell him Maki" i said

"Kaito your fucking drunk" she said

"What?~ no I'm not... I'm not fucking drunk~" he slured again

"Yes you are..." Maki said

"Im not fucking drunk Maki" he said

"Can you tell me the time then?" She asked

"Yes..." he says walking up to the clock on the wall behind us

I started laughing at this point and what was even funnier was the fact that everyone was drunk except me and Maki. But i started feeling buzzed from the drinks i had. I continued to watch Kaito as he looked at the clock. But since the clock was really high on the wall and right above one of the booth in the bar he jumped up on the table. Just so he could see the clock but instead of him reading the time he literally took a deep breath and yelled angrily at the clock.

"I AM NOT FUCKIN... DRUNK!!!!"

Maki shook her head in disappointment and i was just laughing my ass off. Kaito was hella smashed at this point that he literally was jumping on the table trying to intimidate the clock. I was honestly surprised he didn't fall off. But he did take the clock of the wall and started punching it until he broke it to the point the hands on the clock didn't move and the whole back side of it was just really broke. The bartender just looked at Kaito and shook his head.. at this point Kiibo had woken up but now he was really drunk as well. Kiibo was confused as hell but it was funny because he was a confused drunk and he just laid there and was confused on how to get up. Saihara who was just sitting there looked like he was just having fun looking at the bar lights. honestly every thing was a mess.. but it was a big ass funny drunk mess. Then suddenly there was this person who was in the bar got annoyed of us and literally wanted to start a fight with us. Kaito got up from the floor and looked at them.

"Are you guys serious?...." he tried to say as sober as possible

"Yeah you guys are being really annoying and it's intolerable..." the man said

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