Me: Guess what today is?
Brain: The day we finally get that chapter written?
Me: Yeah, of course. But also, it's Smoothie Day!
Brain: It's cold outside.
Me: I'll dress warmly.
Brain: You did the last time, and you spent half the night shivering with numb hands and feet.
Me: It wasn't half the night. Just a few hours.
Brain: Let's have some tea instead.
Me: But it's Smoothie Day!
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Me: I'm so cold. I can't feel my fingers. Or my feet. How do I warm up?
Brain: *replays half-remembered jingle on loop*
Me: Fine then. Be like that.
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That's All I Have to Say for Now: A Book of Snippets [Random Updates]
RandomRandom snippets of fiction, my own real-life experiences, and writings somewhere in between the real and the imagined. [Average chapter word count: 110] Copyright © 2020-2023 ClaraYami Cover created on Canva