60. Brain Freeze

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Me: Guess what today is?

Brain: The day we finally get that chapter written?

Me: Yeah, of course. But also, it's Smoothie Day!

Brain: It's cold outside.

Me: I'll dress warmly.

Brain: You did the last time, and you spent half the night shivering with numb hands and feet.

Me: It wasn't half the night. Just a few hours.

Brain: Let's have some tea instead.

Me: But it's Smoothie Day!

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Me: I'm so cold. I can't feel my fingers. Or my feet. How do I warm up?

Brain: *replays half-remembered jingle on loop*

Me: Fine then. Be like that.

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