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Y/n: Why do you hang out with me?


Lloyd: You're the best thing that's ever happened to me!


Y/n: ...


Y/n: I feel a bit sorry for you.


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Lloyd: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.


Y/n: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:


Y/n: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."


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Y/n: Ugh, there's always that weak bitch in the group who isn't down with murder.


Y/n: *glares at Lloyd*


Lloyd: Well, sorry I have morals!


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Y/n: Priest kink is definitely a thing and I am afflicted by it. (HELP WHAT)


Lloyd: Go to church.


Lloyd: WAIT-


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Y/n: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.


Lloyd: You know that's called a coma, right?


Y/n:


Y/n: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.


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....I'm so sorry.

join the discord tho: https://discord.gg/fPFttkM7p2

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