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Lloyd: *angrily presses Y/n against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!


Y/n: 


Y/n: Are we about to kiss-


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Lloyd: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.


Y/n: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.


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Lloyd: :)


Y/n: >:(


Lloyd: Turn that frown upside down!


Y/n: ):<


Lloyd: Not sure what I was expecting.


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*At the police station*


Lloyd: Hi, I'm here for Y/n.


Police officer: Who's Y/n?


Lloyd: Ah, you must be new.


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Y/n: How would you like your coffee?


Lloyd: As dark as my soul.


Y/n: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!


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guys ive literally been like constantly abt to pass out for the last two weeks.


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