Kidnapper: We have your child
Lloyd: I don't have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Lloyd: Oh god, you have Y/n
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Y/n: Happy Scorpio season. If you have to burn a bridge, do it safely!
Lloyd: With NAPALM.
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Y/n: If we don't get out of this alive... If we're both about to die... I love you, Lloyd!
*Neither of them die*
Lloyd: ...
Y/n: ...
Lloyd: So do you wanna talk about somethi-
Y/n: No.
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Y/n: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Lloyd: I only like dark humor.
Y/n, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Lloyd:
Y/n: An IMPASTA!
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Lloyd: I couldn't do this without you, Y/n.
Y/n: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.
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the crack humor goes hard in this one.
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Lloyd G. x Y/N || Incorrect Quotes
Fanfiction*Completed* Incorrect quotes with Lloyd Garmadon and you-- I'll be doing the other ninja plus one with all the ninja as well. Not gonna lie y'all, some of these were so funny.
