Lloyd: You're alive.
Y/n: No need to sound so disappointed.
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Lloyd: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Y/n: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Lloyd: But you're always acting stupid?
Y/n: ...
Y/n: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.
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Lloyd: Isn't a bit dangerous?
Y/n: Lloyd, please. We've in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Lloyd: ...
Y/n: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Lloyd: ...
Y/n: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home.
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Lloyd: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Y/n: This is a McDonald's drive thru.
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Lloyd: Y/n, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand.
Y/n: Why? I'm fine on the stand!
*flashback to Testimony #1*
Y/n: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.
Y/n, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME.
*flashback to Testimony #2*
Y/n: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?
Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: ...Crying?
*flashback to Testimony #3*
Y/n: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.
Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?
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im in my feels.
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Lloyd G. x Y/N || Incorrect Quotes
Fanfiction*Completed* Incorrect quotes with Lloyd Garmadon and you-- I'll be doing the other ninja plus one with all the ninja as well. Not gonna lie y'all, some of these were so funny.
