≪•◦ attack them with hummus ◦•≫

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Lloyd: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.


Y/n: We could attack them with hummus.


Lloyd: I stand corrected.


Y/n: Just keeping things in perspective.


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Y/n: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-


Lloyd: It was me...


Y/n: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.


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Lloyd: Where have you been all day?


Y/n: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.


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Y/n: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together*


Lloyd: What are you making?


Y/n: A mistake.


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Y/n: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?


Lloyd: ICARUS?


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Lloyd, skipping rocks on a lake with Y/n: It's such a beautiful evening.


Y/n: Yeah, it is.


Y/n: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.


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i personally hate hummus w a burning passion.

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