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Lloyd: *is throwing stones at Y/n's window*


Y/n: You have a phone for a reason, Lloyd!


*THUD*


Y/n: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!


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Lloyd: You have an impressive pain tolerance.


Y/n: Thanks, it's the trauma.


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Y/n: I want to kiss you.


Lloyd, not paying attention: What?


Y/n: I said if you die, I wont miss you.


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Y/n: What do I get?


Lloyd: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.


Y/n: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.


Lloyd: It won't be you.


Y/n: I'll get my coat.


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Y/n: It's not gonna work, I'm not a snitch.


Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.


Y/n: Lmao, @Lloyd.


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its the gen z vibes.

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