Lloyd: See, the problem is, Y/n, you're playing 3D chess. I'm playing 4D.
Y/n: I'm playing checkers. I don't know what the fuck you're playing.
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Y/n, turning to Lloyd: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
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Y/n: I'm in love with you.
Lloyd: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Y/n: I know.
Lloyd: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?
Y/n: Death penalty.
Lloyd, from the gallery: Y/n, it's just a parking ticket.
Y/n, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.
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Y/n: Lloyd... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Lloyd: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Y/n:
Y/n: I wrote sanitize, Lloyd.
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Y/n: So what are your political beliefs?
Lloyd, awkwardly trying to impress them: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.
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Lloyd G. x Y/N || Incorrect Quotes
Fanfiction*Completed* Incorrect quotes with Lloyd Garmadon and you-- I'll be doing the other ninja plus one with all the ninja as well. Not gonna lie y'all, some of these were so funny.
