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Lloyd: It's nice to be wanted, you know?


Y/n: Not by the law!


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*Y/n falls over*


Lloyd: Y/n! Are you alright?


Y/n: Is that you, God?


Lloyd: What?


Y/n: It's just, you sound a lot more like Lloyd than I expected.


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Y/n: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.


Lloyd:


Y/n:


Lloyd: ...Please, go back to bed.


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Lloyd, at Starbucks: Can I get a Venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.


Y/n, in line behind them: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.


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Lloyd: This is a bad idea.


Y/n: Then why are you coming along?


Lloyd: Someone has to get your injured ass home.


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they ARE the crack couple.

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