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Y/n: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.


Lloyd: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can't just say blue because there's more than one blue.


Y/n: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.


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Y/n: Silence is golden.


Lloyd: Duct tape is silver.


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Y/n: What is the one thing I told you not to do?


Lloyd: Burn the house down.


Y/n: And what did you do?


Lloyd: I made dinner.


Y/n:

Lloyd:

Y/n:

Lloyd: And burnt the house down.


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Y/n: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?


Lloyd: Technically a mix of green and blue?


Y/n: So blurple.


Lloyd: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.


Y/n: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?


Lloyd: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.


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Lloyd: You use humor to deflect your trauma.


Y/n: Awww, thanks-


Lloyd: That's not a good thing.


Y/n: All I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.


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classes started :/

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