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Y/n: Bro-


Lloyd: No, no, hold up, rewind.


Lloyd: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro?? (PLS IM CRYINg)


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Y/n: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Lloyd's phone number just by choosing random numbers.


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Computer: Please enter a password.


Lloyd: *types in Y/n*


Computer: Your password is too weak.


Lloyd: How fucking DARE YOU-


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Lloyd: How are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin?


Y/n: The same way I make onion rings!


Y/n: *grabs a chainsaw*


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Y/n: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.


Y/n: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.


Lloyd: What the hell kind of pep talk is that?


Y/n: Ominous positivity.


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Lloyd: Pick a card, any card.


Y/n: Fine.


Lloyd: Wait, that's my credit card!


Y/n: You said any card.


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some of these genuinely make me question my existence.

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