≪•◦ pyromania pt. 1 ◦•≫

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Lloyd: Y/n, you're offered 500,000 dollars, but, if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it?


Y/n: Of course! I mean, why wouldn't I want 1,500,000 dollars?


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Y/n: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?


Lloyd: Y/n, it's four o'clock in the morning.


Y/n: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?


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Y/n: I will send my army to attack!


Y/n: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*


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Y/n: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.


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Y/n: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool.


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im back loves.

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