≪•◦ a little sodium chloride ◦•≫

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Lloyd: *holding a salt packet* It's just a little sodium chloride.


Y/n: Actually Lloyd, it's salt.


Lloyd: That's what I said, sodium chloride.


Y/n: Uh Lloyd, that would be salt.


Y/n: *takes salt packer from Lloyd* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit. (PLS WHAT)


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Y/n: I have feelings for you.


Lloyd: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?


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Y/n: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.


Lloyd: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.


Y/n: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.


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Lloyd: Alright, listen up you little shits.


Lloyd: Not you Y/n. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.


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Lloyd: Y/n and I are no longer friends.


Y/n: LLOYD THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE'RE DATING!


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if i had to wake up at 4:30 am everyday id cry.

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