≪•◦ animal crackers are not a laughing matter ◦•≫

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Y/n: Ooh, I like your accent, where you from?


Lloyd: I am Liberian.


Y/n: Oh, my bad.


Y/n, whispering: I like your accent, where you from?


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*The squad has just arrived in a new city. Lloyd looks around at the wanted posters to see if they're on any of them.*


Y/n: Lloyd, are you a criminal?


Lloyd: Not here, I'm not!


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Lloyd: *Hugs Y/n from behind*


Lloyd: *Tucks Y/n's hair behind their ear*


Lloyd, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.


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Y/n: I've been expecting you, Lloyd.


Lloyd: How did you do that without turning around?


Y/n: Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you.


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Lloyd: Hey Y/n, can you give me the opposite of these words?


Lloyd: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.


Y/n: Never, Going, To, Give, You-


Y/n: The fucking satisfaction.


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this further cemented by belief that im attracted to morons.

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