Y/n: I'm having problems with a guy...
Lloyd: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?
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Y/n: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Lloyd: Spear.
Y/n: BLOCKED.
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Y/n: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Lloyd meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
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Y/n: Are pigeons drones?
Lloyd: What? No, I'm trying to sleep.
Y/n: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES!
Lloyd: *Crying*
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Y/n: Can I go to the pool?
Lloyd: Sure, we'll go as soon as I'm free.
Y/n: No, can I go by myself?
Lloyd: You don't want to go with me?
Y/n: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.
Lloyd: It's the only way to establish dominance.
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i ate leaves today.
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Lloyd G. x Y/N || Incorrect Quotes
Fanfiction*Completed* Incorrect quotes with Lloyd Garmadon and you-- I'll be doing the other ninja plus one with all the ninja as well. Not gonna lie y'all, some of these were so funny.
