Lloyd: Why can't any of you ever clean up after yourselves?
Y/n: I have a person who does that for me.
Lloyd: Yeah, ME.
Y/n: I'm glad you agree.
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Y/n: I can never give Lloyd shit because I'm jealous of them. They look at their life and say, "Sweet! This is perfect!"
Y/n: I look at my life and say, "Welp. Time to get drunk."
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Lloyd: I think I'm falling for you.
Y/n: Then get up.
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Lloyd, shakily: Please, just tell me what the book is about. The plot, please.
Y/n, reading an annotation on the cover of a book, unfazed: A subversive masterpiece. A deep and touching story. New York Times Bestseller.
Y/n, now looking directly at Lloyd: Go fuck yourself.
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Y/n: Are you reading fan fiction?
Lloyd, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No.
Y/n: Oh, is it on AO3?
Lloyd: This is CNN.
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Y/n: Hey, Lloyd, do you have feelings for me?
Lloyd: Yeah, anger.
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when im mad i find really funny quotes.
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Lloyd G. x Y/N || Incorrect Quotes
Fanfiction*Completed* Incorrect quotes with Lloyd Garmadon and you-- I'll be doing the other ninja plus one with all the ninja as well. Not gonna lie y'all, some of these were so funny.
