Lloyd: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Y/n: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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Y/n: I actually have a black belt.
Lloyd: In what, karate?
Y/n: No, from Gucci.
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Lloyd: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Y/n: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Y/n: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just in case.
Lloyd: Y/n, that's a coma.
Y/n: Sounds festive.
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Y/n: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.
Lloyd: What did you do Y/n?
Y/n: A MISTAKE
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Lloyd G. x Y/N || Incorrect Quotes
Fanfiction*Completed* Incorrect quotes with Lloyd Garmadon and you-- I'll be doing the other ninja plus one with all the ninja as well. Not gonna lie y'all, some of these were so funny.
