Lloyd: How much did you spend on this date?
Y/n: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
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Lloyd: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.
Y/n: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.
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Lloyd: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Y/n: But I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Lloyd: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Y/n: Is it working?
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Lloyd: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Y/n: I wrote you a poem.
Lloyd, already crying: You did?
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Y/n: I'm proud to identify as moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
Lloyd: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Y/n, already taking off their clothes: God, Lloyd, you're so fucking stupid.
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these were really soft but i liked them heheh :)
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Lloyd G. x Y/N || Incorrect Quotes
Fanfiction*Completed* Incorrect quotes with Lloyd Garmadon and you-- I'll be doing the other ninja plus one with all the ninja as well. Not gonna lie y'all, some of these were so funny.
