≪•◦ be free, my child ◦•≫

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Y/n: Ah, ready for another fantastic day of being better than Lloyd.


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Y/n, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.


Lloyd, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-


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*Lloyd and Y/n are in Paris.*


Lloyd: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?


Y/n: But...


Lloyd: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...


Y/n: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?


Lloyd: Yeah.


Y/n: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.


Lloyd: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.


Y/n: Okay, alright.


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*Lloyd is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice*


Lloyd: Clear orange juice?


Lloyd: Oh, it's empty.


Y/n, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.


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Y/n: Don't be sad!


Lloyd: Why not?


Y/n:


Y/n: I don't have a good answer.


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the lloyd slander is crazy.

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