Y/n: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you.
Lloyd: This is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool!
Y/n: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!
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Y/n: Are you drinking enough water?
Lloyd: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.
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Y/n: Is five a lot of followers?
Lloyd: Depends on the context.
Lloyd: On Instagram? No.
Lloyd: In a dark alley? Yes,
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Y/n: Do you guys hear something?
Lloyd: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.
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Lloyd: The saying "it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission" no longer applies to Y/n.
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Lloyd, to the Ninja: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that's easy. Just don't die. That's it. Refuse to die. There you go.
Y/n: But how-
Lloyd, ignoring them: "But how", you may ask. Well, easy. Just don't do it. Refuse to. Say "no thanks".
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i really like sweet things.
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Lloyd G. x Y/N || Incorrect Quotes
Fanfiction*Completed* Incorrect quotes with Lloyd Garmadon and you-- I'll be doing the other ninja plus one with all the ninja as well. Not gonna lie y'all, some of these were so funny.
