🌟| STAYs are clowns

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Skz dorm
12:31pm

Harin's pov↩

Holy father of buffalo wings, I'm in Lee Minho's body. Like THE Lee Minho's sexy body.

I kept posing in front of the mirror, blowing kisses at. . . should I say my reflection? I had absolutely no idea how it happened but I was loving it. Wait... was it even logical? The only logical explanation I could deduce to, was that I've forgotten to take my delulu pills and now I'm seeing shits.

Now remember kids, delulu is the solulu.

“LEE KNOW HYUNG, PLEASE HURRY UP, WE'RE ABOUT TO LEAVE!” I heard Changbin scream. They really weren't joking, bro is loud as fuck. “YOU MADE US SKIP BREAKFAST, DON'T MAKE US SKIP WORK TOO!”

Ladies, gentlemen and spatulas in between, that was when realization hit my like a garbage truck driven by Elmo.

Oh my God, Minho works, I'm gonna ruin his image. “WORK?”

“DID I ST..STUTTER?” Changbin  grunted. “FUCKING HELL!”

Minho sings, they're gonna expect me to sing as good. I can't do that? Its like swimming in concrete. I literally sound like a goose with a pretzel stuck in its throat. I sound like a thirsty caramel. I sound like an off key grandpa playing the windpipe.

Damn, self roast.

Or, since I'm Minho, it'll be a piece of cake. Lemme try. “Ehem,” I cleared my throat, ready to sing my heart out. “oH bAbY pLeAsE dOn'T hUrT mE!”

“Chan, there's a singing donkey in our dorm.”

“My ears!”

“Someone please kill it.”

Being roasted by stray kids, I should be offended but I'm honored. When I die it should be inscribed on my tombstone; The girl roasted by skz.

Oh my God, Chan was wrong, STAYs are indeed clowns.

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Pick one drop one

The view or blueprint?

Anyways hi, how are you?
As always Lee (> •-•)> Will be taking your votes and comments

Thanks
Cya💜

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