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BTS as your older brother

when they lecture you about something

TAEHYUNG OPPA

TAEHYUNG OPPA: Y/N!!

y/n: um yes oppa?

TAEHYUNG OPPA: I SAW YOU SNEAKING MY SNACKS INTO YOUR ROOM YESTERDAY

y/n: (╯ಊ╰)

TAEHYUNG OPPA: ADMIT THAT YOU STOLE THEM

y/n: I'M SORRY OPPA I'LL BUY YOU MORE SNACKS I PROMISE!!

TAEHYUNG OPPA: YOU BETTER

y/n: WHAT KIND DO YOU LIKE?!

TAEHYUNG OPPA: hmmmmmmm... i don't know buy any!

y/n: smh indecisive oppa

KOOKIEKOOKIEKOOKIE

KOOKIEKOOKIEKOOKIE: Y/N! AS YOUR OLDER BROTHER, I THINK I HAVE THE RIGHT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU WERE WEARING TODAY

y/n: ... what do you mean by you "think"

KOOKIEKOOKIEKOOKIE: uhhhhhh ANYWAYS Y/N ABOUT WHAT YOU WERE WEARING TODAY

y/n: I WAS ON A DATEE

KOOKIEKOOKIEKOOKIE: STILL NOT ALRIGHT TO DRESS LIKE THAT

y/n: humph

KOOKIEKOOKIEKOOKIE: I MEAN NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THEIR LITTLE SISTER'S CLEAVAGE-

y/n: OPPA I WON'T ANYMORE OKAY

KOOKIEKOOKIEKOOKIE: good (*^ -^*)

Jimin

Jimin: y/n you weren't doing homework yesterday

y/n: STAHP STAHP STAHP

Jimin: you were watching cartoons with Jungkook -_-

y/n: BUT LIKE

Jimin: I KNOW JUNGKOOK IS HOT AND ALL

y/n: ...

Jimin: BUT YOU JUST DON'T NEGLECTED YOUR HOMEWORK

y/n: Oppa you don't do your work yourself

Jimin: .........

y/n: HA

Jimin: I'm telling mom

y/n: .........

HOBI

HOBI: y/n why were you sad this morning

y/n: HE BROKE UP WITH ME!!

HOBI: WHO BROKE UP WITH MY BEAUTIFUL Y/N?!?!

y/n: YOONGI!!!

HOBI: THAT YOONGI IM KICKING HIS A**

y/n: .

y/n: DID YOU JUST

HOBI: excuse me

HOBI: BUT SERIOUSLY

HOBI: YOU SHOULD LEARN TO BE MORE HAPPY

HOBI: LIKE ME

y/n: NAH YOU'RE TOO HAPPY

HOBI: EXCUSE ME?!

y/n: Excuse you!

HOBI: Wait what

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