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When you are drunk

BTS as your boss

motionlessboss (yoongi)

y/n: BUM

y/n: BUM BUM

motionlessboss: are you calling me a bum y/n?

y/n: BUM BA BUM BA BUMMMMMMM

y/n: SHARKYYYYYYYYYYYYY

motionlessboss: if this is a prank or a dare, please stop it now, my wife and I are spending quality time with each other right now

y/n: i vote

y/n: shark vote

y/n: we two vote divorce

motionlessboss: y/n this is not funny, please do not make me rethink your raise in positions 

y/n: sowwwywywyywyw

y/n: make babie w/ ur wife kk

brainboss (namjoon)

y/n: brainboss

brainboss: are you referring to me?

y/n: plzzzzzzzzz buy patrick da starz

brainboss: y/n if this is your child speaking please keep him away from your phone in the future

y/n: IT IZ I

y/n: Y/NNNNNNNNNNNNNN

y/n: ive cum 2 sav da wORLD

brainboss: y/n's son please listen to me and get off of your mother's phone

y/n: I AM Y/N

y/n: TOODLES

worldwidehandsomeboss (jin)

y/n: HUSBAND

worldwidehandsomeboss: I think you have the wrong person, y/n ^^

y/n: OPPA

y/n: JIN-SAN

worldwidehandsomeboss: I will notify y/n in the morning that a weeaboo has her phone, please stop texting with it now 

y/n: WHO R U CALING A WEE-A-BOO

y/n: i only kno peekaboo  ; from red velvet

worldwidehandsomeboss: is this jhope texting? if so, please text me on your own phone thank you 

y/n: JHOPIE IS MOI HOPE IS MOI ANGELLLLLLLLL

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double chapter bc im bored



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