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ok so for the last update of the year 2017 I will end it with this q&a! I received a few more questions after the first part so here they are
FOR THE AUTHOR
q: omg you hate math too?
a: who doesn't lmao. actually one of my classmates says he likes math but I doubt it lol.
FOR JUNGKOOK
q: can you teach meh to be a justin seagull and less jungshook?
a: 1. look like a seagull 2. like justin bieber 3. being jungshook is a good thing >.<
q: i'm a young potato, so will you get mad at me for calling you oppa?
a: hmm. i guess if you're really younger than me, sure. but bring your id, ok?
FOR YOONGI
q: min yoongi, better known as suga am i correct? obviously i am, but i gotta interrogate you first. have you heard of woozi from seventeen? if you do, have the both of you met before? k hoe your interrogation is done, now get out of my office >.>
a: yup i'm suga. also agust d, listen to my mixtape (just saying). yes i've heard of woozi, fans love to say that we're related for some reason. of course we've met before, haven't you heard, woozi called me "father" and I became jungshook- ok im jk anyways BYE~
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AND A MINI CHAPTER AKA HOLIDAY GREETINGS FROM BTS!
jungkook: ok hyungs let's prepare
yoongi: AYYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
jin: NOT YET YOONGI
yoongi: meh
tae: CAN I START THE COUNTDOWN
hobi: it's not new years yet taetae
tae: oops
yoongi: oK WE NEED PEACE AND ORDER HERE
namjoon: IM THE LEADER HERE
jungkook: IM LISTENING, HYUNG
namjoon: ok on the count of 3 we say merry christmas
jimin: what about the armys who don't celebrate christmas
namjoon: ok fine happy holidays
tae: what about new year
namjoon: ok oK HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR OK GUYS
jungkook: WHOOP
yoongi: i guess i'm starting the countdown
yoongi: 7!!
jin: 6!!
tae: 5!!
jungkook: 4!!
hobi: 3!!
jimin: 2!!
namjoon: 1!!
all: HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR
*insert confetti*
namjoon: and now for a few words from the author
author: k so THANKS EVERYONE FOR A GREAT YEAR AND REMEMBER TO LISTEN TO BTS'S CHRISTMAS GIFT TO US AKA JUNGKOOK'S COVER OF OH HOLY NIGHT
jungkook: my voice is heaven ik
author: shhh
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