When they make dad jokes
BTS as your little brother
arttae
arttae: I wanna tell u a animal joke
y/n: why
y/n: tae no
arttae: but noona yes!!!!
y/n: don't be like your dad
y/n: be like your sister
arttae: ew sister is annoying
arttae: anyways I can't tell you the joke bc
arttae: ITS IRRELEPHANT
y/n: I will tell mom to take away your phone
saltkook
saltkook: ASK ME A QUESTION
y/n: what kinda noodles do you like to eat I'm treating you to dinner today bc mom said so
saltkook: maknaeroni
y/n: so you want the kids meal?
y/n: k less money to spend
saltkook: NO NO NO I WANT THE ADULTS MEAL WDYM
y/n: but you said macaroni
chimmin
y/n: no school today
chimmin: you're the penny
y/n: what???
chimmin: and I'm the quarter
y/n: shush I heard that one already
y/n: from jin
chimmin: I HAVE A QUESTION
y/n: to be or not to be
chimmin: no
chimmin: if watermelons exist, why aren't there firemelons, earthmelons, and airmelons?
y/n: because actually I don't know ask namjoon
chimmin: ELEMELONS
y/n: HEY STOP IT
hoesock
hoesock: NOT NOT TODAY
y/n: stop self promoting your group smh
hoesock: HANDS UP
hoesock: NOT NOT TODAY
y/n: thats not even your latest song ??
hoesock: its my favorite
hoesock: YOU KNOW WHATS THE DAY AFTER TODAY?
y/n: the day I block you?
hoesock: no
y/n: tomorrow?
hoesock: NO
hoesock: its
hoesock: NOT NOT TODAY
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