BTS TEXTS - BTS

23 pt 2

When you "talk" about kpop

BTS as your kpop friend

SMILEPLS (yoongi)

smilepls: OK THIS IS RARE BUT

y/n: UR USING ALL CAPS AND UR NOT ANGRY OMFG THIS IS RARE!!!!!11111!11!111!1

smilepls: shut up pls

y/n: ew ur back to normal

smilepls: dont ruin my mood- anyways BLACKPINK

y/n: ISNT THEIR COMEBACK IN JANUARY DID THEY HAVE IT EARLY?!?! OMFG

smilepls: no they diD A COVER REMIX OF A SONG AND ITS SO GOOD

y/n: wait a sec

y/n: i don't remember you saying you like blackpink

smilepls: oh shiteu im caught in my plan

y/n: U WERE PLANNING TO ASK ME FOR MORE BTS ALBUMS AFTER GETTING ME IN A GOOD MOOD HUH?!?!

smilepls: NO SPARE ME

y/n: but thanks for telling me the news though I'll be listening to the song on repeat ayyyy

smilepls: so you're not gonna harm me right?

*you ring the door bell of his house*

smilepls: F.CK

brains (namjoon)

brains: MERRY CHRISTMAS

y/n: that was a while ago joonie wtf

brains: ok but jhope of bts apparently changed his hair color to black so it's christmas again

y/n: OMFG HOW DID I NOT HEAR ABOUT THIS

brains: i can see u eating chocolate and binge watching hwayugi in my head rn

y/n: how do u know?!?!

brains: my iq lets me see in the lives of other people now

brains: i am a superhero

y/n: ok whatever stfu tell me more about hobi's new hair

brains: two words

brains: HOT HOBI

y/n: STOP IM GETTING WAR FLASHBACKS OF BLACK HAIRED HOBI IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL OMFG

jinman

jinman: U KNOW WHOSE BIRTHDAY IT IS TODAY

y/n: who

jinman: KIM TAEHYUNG 

y/n: do i know him?

jinman: wtf how do u NOT know kim taehyung the actor who had a role in hwarang and is part of the group BTS?

y/n: i always thought u should be in bts

jinman: ikik bc im just really beautiful right??

jinman: taehyung is the visual in bts but idk man i think id be a better visual

y/n: I JUST GOOGLED HIM

y/n: HE IS BEAUTIFUL

y/n: U DONT STAND A CHANCE

jinman: EXCUSE ME TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

y/n: ok maybe you do stand a chance

y/n: ok actually a lot of chances

jinman: EXACTLY

y/n: anyways u were talking about his birthday?

jinman: yes anyways so it's his birthday today so guess what i did as a birthday present for him??

y/n: u dont even know him wtf

jinman: well i bought us tickets to their next fan meeting

y/n: I DONT EVEN KNOW BTS THAT WELL

jinman: well u will

jinman: the fan meeting is in a week and in that week i will teach u all the basics of korea and bts and stuff like that

y/n: i already know annyeonghaseyo ok

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAETAE!!

it's technically the 30th already over there in south korea im pretty sure so i have resumed my updating schedule !!

expect a new taehyung fanfic coming out in 2018 ayyyyyy