BTS TEXTS - BTS

36 pt 2

When it's that time of the month

BTS as your brother/boyfriend (will be specified)

NAMJOONhyuk (boyfriend)

namjoonhyuk: im still salty that u saved me as namjoonhyuk

namjoonhyuk: combining your boyfriend's name with your favorite actor's name isn't a good idea

y/n: yeah well.

namjoonhyuk: omiGOD

y/n: what.

namjoonhyuk: WHY ARE YOU USING PERIODS

y/n: how does one use a period

y/n: a person can only be on their period, not use it

namjoonhyuk: oh

namjoonhyuk: ur on your period

y/n: how did u know

namjoonhyuk: bc u forgot that a period is also punctuation

y/n: YOU'RE SO GENIUS YOU'RE A MIND READER

namjoonhyuk: so can u change my name from namjoonhyuk to something else please

y/n: hmm

y/n: nope

slow (this is a reference to run bts ep 42 bc i caught up finally yay) (brother)

slow: yo mom got u a new piano

y/n: k

slow: i sense something

y/n: k

slow: SHUT UP

y/n: k

slow: ok ur on your period

slow: ew why do i care

y/n: k

y/n: EW WHY DO YOU CARE GO AWAY AND DELIVER MY PIANO BY HAND THANKS

slow: does being on your period also lower your iq or something?

y/n: i never had a high iq in the first place

slow: true

slower (still a reference ok) (boyfriend)

slower: i planned a romantic dinner for us tonight. 7 pm. i'm paying for everything

slower: what do u say babe

y/n: ew don't call me babe

y/n: go away im eating wendy's

slower: i see

y/n: U DON'T SEE

y/n: SHUT UP I'M GONNA BLOCK YOU 

slower: let me run through the checklist u gave me k?

slower: chocolate, 10 stuffed animals, and a warm hug

slower: oh and mean girls

y/n: can't wait come soon jinnie !!!!!!

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honestly

im out of ideas

but hixtape gives me inspiration so expect updates in the futureee