BTS TEXTS - BTS

22 pt 2

When they plot to get revenge on your ex

BTS as your BFF/Jimin as your Crush

turtleyoon

turtleyoon: I HEARD

turtleyoon: from JHOOOOOOOOOOPE

y/n: are u really still doing that

turtle: *yes i am* but as I was saying I heard from hobi that the rest of the group is making an elaborate plan

y/n: yeah and u better not be part of it like i swear ur the only half-sane one here

turtle: thanks for the compliment ig

turtle: but yes im in this plan

y/n: I THOUGHT YOONMIN WAS A THING? then again I like vmin better so eh

turtle: wtf yoonmin is not a thing but [you and jimin's ship name] is a thing

turtle: i have to confess i have been shipping u and jiminie together for the LONGEST TIME

y/n: oh no do not start fanboying

turtle: i even made fan edits of u two

y/n: thats it goodbye

joonmon

joonmon: yo

y/n: did u know yoongi ships me and jimin?!?! I mean just WHY

joonmon: oh well I was just about to tell u that u should get revenge on jihoon

y/n: yea ik everyone else said that too

joonmon: and to do that u should pretend to date jimin

y/n: im eyeing u rn- virtually

joonmon: hey don't worry its still fake yk, and plus how hard would it be to pretend to be romantically in love with ur bff if u already have a crush on him

y/n: that was before i met jihoon

joonmon: are u STILL not over jihoon?

y/n: I mean i wish i am but whenever he's mentioned its just-

joonmon: hey, think about our plan tho, u never know if u might be able to move on because of chimchim

y/n: hmm

shoulders (jin)

y/n: ik what ur gonna say

shoulders: ur not a fortune teller, I AM

shoulders: and i can tell u that u will one day move on from jihoon

y/n: well yeah i hope

shoulders: because u participated in the wonderful plan that our entire group created 

shoulders: and did i tell u that i predicted this a month ago

y/n: are u sure ur not tricking me rn

shoulders: no seriously im a fortune teller 

shoulders: if u dont believe me, ik that ur planning to talk to jimin after this

y/n: i mean u easily couldve guessed that-

shoulders: KIM SEOKJIN DOESN'T GUESS

y/n: okoKOKOK anyways whats ur point

shoulders: my point is, u really should follow my advice. and the rest of bangtan's advice as well.

y/n: ill think about okay? and btw thats only bc of namjoon oppa not because of ur "im a fortune teller" show that you put on

shoulders: I AM ACTUALLY A FORTUNE TELLER THO

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we have concluded that jin is weird

lmao