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When they use text language

BTS as your dad 

appa

appa: lol

appa: rofl

appa: lmao

y/n: dad wtf???

appa: text language is gr8

y/n: dad stop pls i-

appa: u can't stahp me im da gingerbread mannnnn

y/n: DAD 

appa: how u doing m8

y/n: APPA WTF

appa: DON'T CURSE

y/n: ...

y/n: I'm calling mom 

appa: oh OOPS FAM I GTG LOL LMAO TTYL BYE FELICIA

JIMDAD

jimdad: WASSUP FAM

y/n: no dad just no

jimdad: thats rude af

jimdad: i just can't even

y/n: DAD ਉ_ਉ

jimdad: don't u think that ur mom and is ur OTP???? I SHIP IT

y/n: dad u guys are already married

jimdad: smh 

y/n: and at this rate mom's gonna divorce u

jimdad: IS THAT WOMAN CHEATING ON ME??? SMH ISTG

y/n: AND AT THIS RATE IM GONNA BLOCK U 

jimdad: UR GROUNDED

y/n: ...

bunnyappa

bunnyappa: omg gurl slayyyyyyyyy, lol

y/n: dad did someone steal your phone

bunnyappa: ur lit bunny appa is texting u rn tyvm, lol

y/n: dad where did u learn this

bunnyappa: ur mother taught it to me, lol

y/n: dad whats mom doing rn

bunnyappa: shes at work, lol

y/n: DAD STOP SAYING LOL

bunnyappa: lol 

hope-dad

hope-dad: YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS 

y/n: i don't wanna ask

hope-dad: UR SINGLE DAD JUST GOT A GURLFRANNNNNDDDD

y/n: yay?

hope-dad: and her eyebrows

hope-dad: ARE ON FLEEEEEK

y/n: OK DAD WHEN DID U CARE ABOUT MAKEUP

hope-dad: SINCE MIRAANDAAAA CAME INTO MAH LIFE DUHHHHHH

y/n: dad stop stretching the letters

hope-dad: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

hope-dad: anyways BRB she's texting me and she's first PRIORITY

y/n: ...

hope-dad: im jk ur always first priority my babygirl did u have a nice day at school?

y/n: oh good ur back to normal

hope-dad: LMAO U THOUGHT

y/n: APPA WHYYYY

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why

just why

*imagine ur dad texting u like that*

im cringing 

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