When you ground/scold them
BTS as your son
WIZKID (namjoon)
WIZKID: MOM I APOLOGIZE FOR BREAKING THE VASE SO PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY PHONE AWAY
y/n: lol what phone
y/n: your phone has like 10 cracks on it
WIZKID: don't insult me T_T
y/n: your phone itself insults u
y/n: it screams "mY OWNER HATES ME"
WIZKID: so you're not gonna take my phone away?
y/n: no im gonna force u to buy a new one
y/n: with ur own money
y/n: i mean, i can't have a child whose phone screams "mY OWNER HATES ME" can i?
WIZKID: ...
hedoesnttalktome?? (yoongi)
hedoesnttalktome??: mom-
y/n: OMIGOD YOU TEXTED ME FIRST OMIGOD IM GONNA SCREENSHOT THIS AND SEND IT TO YOUR DAD
hedoesnttalktome??: um
y/n: k done so what did you want to tell me mY PRECIOUS SON?
hedoesnttalktome??: firstly please don't call me that secondly i was going to say sorry for losing your phone at aunt's house
y/n: wdym you lost my phone im typing on it rn you stupid
y/n: i mean my preCIOUS SON
y/n: thats your dad's phone DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PAIN AND SUFFERING YOU'RE GONNA GO THROUGH NOW YOU STUPID ASDFGHJKL;
hedoesnttalktome??: oh
hedoesnttalktome??: OH GOD IM SCARED MOM PRAY FOR ME HE'S GONNA KILL ME
y/n: no help available here stupid son confront your dad next week i have an anniversary with him tomorrow and i can't get him in a bad mood
notasprettyasme (jin)
notasprettyasme: MOM I WON THE BEAUTY CONTEST
y/n: I'M SO PROUD OF YOU
notasprettyasme: so NOW can I say that I'm prettier than you :3
y/n: ew no
y/n: i won the beauty contest over 20 times when i was your age
y/n: keep trying sweetie
y/n: in the meanwhile, you're grounded from looking in the mirror
notasprettyasme: WHYY
y/n: A TRUE PRETTY PERSON MUST NEVER GET VAIN
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what even is jin's tho
i love the names i put for them ok i will fite-
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ФанфікиBTS texting you. BTS texting each other. ―――― [WARNING: I overuse some bangtan clichés, don't kill me] ―――― [HIGHEST RANKING 2/8/2018 - #83 in fanfiction]
