BTS TEXTS - BTS

39 pt 1

When you ask them to buy pads for you 

BTS as your brother (the awkwardness of this will be 1000/10)

gucci

y/n: i need

gucci: a boyfriend yes ik u need a boyfriend u thirsty

y/n: shut up

y/n: i need u to buy something for me

gucci: u want me to buy u gucci ok

y/n: really

gucci: ok what do you want 

y/n: can u buy feminine pads for me

gucci: um

gucci: what

y/n: you knOW WHAT I MEAN

gucci: okok

y/n: thanks

gucci: why can't u buy it yourself

y/n: becAUSE I HAVE A RED STAIN ON MY PANTS

gucci: OHhhh

gucci: ok taetae to the rescue

younGERTHANME (jungkook)

youngerthanme: it's been half an hour noonaaaaaaaa

y/n: i need u to quickly run to the store and buy something called "pads" for me ok

youngerthanme: what are pads?

y/n: just buy them for me thanks kook you're the best bye also pls come into the girl's bathroom and hand it to me when you're done

youngerthanme: whY DO YOU MAKE ME DO THESE THINGS ;-;

jimochi

y/n: jiMIN

jimochi: ur not using honorifics but what

y/n: soRRY I DON'T HAVE TIME IM PACNICKSDGONJA

jimochi: whATS HAPPENING

y/n: no time im hiding next to a trash can rn pls buy pads for me and run to the trash can next to the ice cream shop

jimochi: wow again?

y/n: juST DO IT

jimochi: wait what ice cream shop

y/n: AIOS:FDJWEHF HELP MEEEE

jimochi: okokok

hobi

hobi: i read ur mind and i bought pads for u im standing in front of ur stall rn open up

y/n: how tf-

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what even is this chapter

i have 39 unread messages and i'm too lazy to read them oop