When they get the wrong number
BTS as a stranger
??? (Yoongi)
???: ISTG ILY DAUGHTER BUT YOU CAN'T WAKE ME UP WHEN ME AND YOUR MOM ARE TRYING TO GET YOU A LITTLE SISTER!
y/n: You mean having sex
???: ...
???: DID YOUR BROTHER TEACH YOU THAT
???: I'M GOING TO KILL HIM BRB
y/n: OMG WAIT I'M NOT YOUR DAUGHTER YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER DON'T ACTUALLY KILL YOUR SON-
??? is offline
*turns out Yoongi thought you were his daughter who woke them up when they were doing it and he thought that his son told his daughter about what they were doing*
??? (Jin)
???: Jagiya, JUST TELL ME WHAT YOUR KINKS ARE AND I'LL LET YOU CURSE FOR A WHOLE WEEK
y/n: I'm not your "jagiya"
???: ARE YOU MAD AT ME FOR NOT LETTING YOU CURSE?!
y/n: I would be
???: WDYM
y/n: I mean you got the wrong number but if my bf didn't allow me to curse I would break up with him in 0.001 seconds
y/n: Lemme give you some advice- just let her curse
???: k bye
??? (Namjoon)
???: You're getting engaged to Taehyung btw
y/n: wtf whose Taehyung
???: YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIEND HOW COULD U FORGET THE ONE THAT U LOVED SO MUCH and fianceé
y/n: I did not know I had any friends when I was a child
???: Okay whatever we're having dinner with his parents today, dad told us to dress formal
y/n blocked ???
*turns out that Namjoon thought you were his little sister who was engaged to Taehyung and he got the wrong number and only when he visited his sister's room did she find out she got engaged*
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FanfictionBTS texting you. BTS texting each other. ―――― [WARNING: I overuse some bangtan clichés, don't kill me] ―――― [HIGHEST RANKING 2/8/2018 - #83 in fanfiction]
