BTS TEXTS - BTS

37 pt 2

When y'all have a kid named daehwi 

BTS as your husband ( requested by )

namJUNE

y/n: JOONIE

namJUNE: what

y/n: where is daehwi

namJUNE: he's with me duh

y/n: wdym duh

y/n: he's not supposed to be with u

namJUNE: whats wrong with wanting to be with my son

y/n: what if u drop the kid

namJUNE: he's FIVE

y/n: iDC

namJUNE: ugh

namJUNE: you're gonna come pick him up aren't you

y/n: duh

y/n: where are you

namJUNE: at yoongi's house

y/n: whY????

namJUNE: cause daehwi and yoongi's son is having a playdate

y/n: well why didn't you tell me that smh

swaggydaddy

swaggydaddy: omIGOD

y/n: did you win the lottery

swaggydaddy: no

swaggydaddy: but its equally as amazing

y/n: did u finALLY GET A RAISE

swaggydaddy: NO

y/n: ok ok tell me then

swaggydaddy: daehwi

swaggydaddy: called me daddy

y/n: omIGOD HE CAN TALK NOW

y/n: where are u he needs to learn mommy next

dadjokes

dadjokes: hey daehwi is good at riddles!!

y/n: are u telling dad jokes again

dadjokes: don't make fun

dadjokes: our kid obviously likes it

y/n: u just wait

y/n: when he grows up, he'll be tired of them as well

dadjokes: smh

dadjokes: let me have my fun now

y/n: fine

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okok ik this update is lacking a bit (and I didn't update any of the other stories bc newsflash I have author's block) 

but bad news I can't update next week either bc most of my events (aka concerts and competitions) are happening next week so gotta practice practice practice

my dance concert did happen last last weekend tho and it went smoothly so yay for that

also my follower count is 666 rn and I'm creeped out can someone either unfollow or follow me pls