When y'all have a kid named daehwi (no this is not 18+ author is not legal yet ok hush) (yes this is a wanna one reference)
BTS as your husband ( requested by gucci_daddy )
guccidaddy (see what i did there)
y/n: tAEHYUNG
guccidaddy: im at work babe ik u miss me ;)))))))
y/n: hell no i have work to do too
y/n: and as i was about to leave for work the nanny just called and said she can't come today
guccidaddy: guess u'll have to look after daehwi yourself
y/n: did you forget im going on a business trip today
guccidaddy: oh
guccidaddy: does that mean i have to come home
y/n: duh anyways once u come home im leaving so be quick im gonna miss my flight and my boss is gonna be mad at me and you won't get that extra money to buy your gucci
guccidaddy: im coMING
guccidaddy: i just realized idk how to change diapers
stillafetus
y/n: yo fetus dad
stillafetus: not funny cmon stop it y/n
y/n: fine fine
y/n: your kid wants his dad
y/n: daehwi doesn't like me
stillafetus: haA
stillafetus: im a good dad, see
y/n: exCUSE ME IM A GOOD MOM
stillafetus: then why does daehwi want me rn and not you
y/n: ...
stillafetus: anyways im coming i brought ice cream for you btw
y/n: the baby can't have any or else i'm slapping you
stillafetus: cmon pls daehwi wants a bite doesn't he
y/n: hes gonna grow up spoiled with junk food if u take care of him all the time smh
stillafetus: i've always wanted to grow up with junk food
eyesmile (jimin)
eyesmile: my DAD senses are telling me that daehwi is crying
y/n: damn how do u know
eyesmile: i just do
y/n: ok well
y/n: whats daehwi doing now
eyesmile: hes crawling across the room- omiGOD HES ABOUT TO HIT A SHARP EDGE HELP HIM QUICKLY
y/n: u have like
y/n: espn or something
eyesmile: stop with the mean girl quotes
sunshineappa (jhope)
sunshineappa: im coming home soon what do u and daehwi want <3
y/n: um we want gucci
sunshineappa: taehyung do u steal my wife's phone
y/n: how did u know
sunshineappa: wow
sunshineappa: tae cmon thats too obvious
y/n: ok FINE
y/n: we want ice cream
sunshineappa: thats better
sunshineappa: tell y/n that i'm coming home soon with ice cream k
y/n: yeah sure
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whoop i'm back and its a request for the first time yes guys the requests are actually open in case you didn't know bc i feel like no one knew and no one requested but finally someone did so shoutout to them !!
in case you were wondering y/n is taehyung the entire time in jhope's btw
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