When they do something and you threaten to tell mom and dad
BTS as your twin brother
(inspired by video in chapter)
alien
y/n: I know you were masturbating last night
y/n: I woke up two times in the middle of the night HEARING YOU MOAN
alien: If you tell mom and dad
alien: I WILL USE MY ALIEN POWERS ON YOU
y/n: Bish
y/n: NUH
alien: plz
alien: PLZ DON'T MAKE MOTHER GROUND ME FOR ANOTHER YEAR PLZ UR MY TWIN U SHOULD KNOW HOW I FEEL
y/n: IDC
y/n: How about
y/n: You gimme 5 bucks
alien: ...
alien: FINE
kookie
y/n: JUNGKOOK
kookie: what is it now
y/n: YOU STOLE MY LAPTOP
kookie: wdym?
y/n: YOU OBVIOUSLY STOLE MY LAPTOP ITS MISSING AND WHO ELSE WOULD TAKE IT
kookie: bitch
kookie: WHY WOULD I TAKE IT
y/n: to facetime your gf bc mother took ur tablets away??
kookie: ...
kookie: y do u know me so well
y/n: I'm your god damn twin jungkook
y/n: now give me back my laptop RIGHT NOW
kookie: ew no
y/n: do you want me to tell mother
kookie: ew no
y/n: GIVE IT BACK TO ME RN
kookie: you win the laptop is sitting on my bed
jamlesshortie
y/n: chimchim
jamlesshortie: yes?
y/n: what did you do with the toilet paper
jamlesshortie: IDK what you mean
y/n: you totally know what you mean
y/n: I see the words "jimin + jungkook" written all over the toilet paper
jamlesshortie: it wasn't me it was obviously someone who shipped us together
y/n: look jimin IK u r gay okay no need hiding it maybe u should tell mom too
jamlesshortie: NOOOO
y/n: JIMIN
y/n: SHOULD I TELL MOTHER FOR YOU :)))))))
jamlesshortie: I'm scared of you now
y/n: throw out all of that wasted toilet paper
jamlesshortie: I'm not gay!
y/n: yeah right everyone knows jikook exists
jamlesshortie: you ship it?
y/n: if it sails maybe I will
energy hoe
y/n: HOBI
energy hoe: y/n~~~~~~~~~
y/n: don't act nice with me
y/n: YOU ATE THE LAST SLICE OF PIZZA!
y/n: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE IT FOR APPA
energy hoe: sowwie
y/n: now what're u gonna do
energy hoe: tell him u ate it
y/n: BITCH
energy hoe: kekeke
y/n: but he won't believe you :-D
energy hoe: humph
y/n: HE TRUSTS ME MORE
y/n: Imma tell him
y/n: unless you let me eat the last slice next time
energy hoe: just don't tell anyone
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BTS TEXTS - BTS
FanfictionBTS texting you. BTS texting each other. ―――― [WARNING: I overuse some bangtan clichés, don't kill me] ―――― [HIGHEST RANKING 2/8/2018 - #83 in fanfiction]
